Month: May 2019

One of the most reliable sources of humor in my life these days comes from misreading things. Like when I misread the coffee-machine label at my local coffee shop as “grindmother” rather than “grindmaster.” Or when I thought that a story titled, “Why is it such a turnoff when someone truly, really, actually wants to […]

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Proposal: From now on, instead of paying hefty fees for celebrity commencement speakers, colleges should just pick the one with the most generous debt-forgiveness plan for outgoing students. Based on what unfolded over the weekend at Morehouse College’s commencement ceremony, it would be a very popular policy indeed. On Sunday, commencement speaker and billionaire several […]

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During the final episode of Game of Thrones on Sunday night, there was a brief moment when it looked like all Seven Kingdoms had finally figured out how to work together. Samwell “Samuel Adams” Tarly invented the idea of representative democracy, and everyone laughed, but they did agree to elect Bran the Broken as their […]

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