Do You Know What Your Democratic Candidates Have Been Up To?

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Currently, 21 people have confirmed they are seeking the Democratic Party nomination for president of the United States in the 2020 election. Which of the statements below describe an actual candidate — and which do not? Was one candidate once in a band called Fragile Gang? Did another moon Trump Tower? Let’s find out.

Are These Real Descriptions of Democratic Candidates?

Calls themselves a “bitch for God.”

Yes! Oprah’s spiritual advisor, and current Democratic presidential candidate Marianne Williamson said this.

Nope. Oprah’s spiritual advisor, and current Democratic presidential candidate Marianne Williamson said this.

Once tweeted, “SPOILER ALERT: I’m a white man.”

Yes!Yes! California representative and Democratic presidential candidate Eric Swalwell tweeted this.

Actually, California representative and Democratic presidential candidate Eric Swalwell tweeted this.

Has been spotted at multiple Lids outlet stores.

Correct. This statement does not describe a presidential candidate, it describes my ex-boyfriend, Kyle.

Incorrect. This statement does not describe a presidential candidate, it describes my ex-boyfriend, Kyle.

Once allegedly threw a binder at a staffer.

Yes! This describes Minnesota senator Amy Klobuchar.

In fact, this describes Minnesota senator Amy Klobuchar.

Is named Tim Ryan.

Yes! This describes Ohio representative Tim Ryan.

Ohio representative Tim Ryan is actually a Democratic presidential candidate.

Is a twin.

Yes! Former HUD secretary and current Democratic presidential candidate Julián Castro has a twin (congressman Joaquin Castro).

Former HUD secretary and current Democratic presidential candidate Julián Castro has a twin (congressman Joaquin Castro).

Once, unsolicited, rubbed their nose against the nose of a congressional aide during a political fundraiser.

Yes! This describes former vice president and third-time presidential candidate Joe Biden.

Actually, this describes former vice president and third-time presidential candidate Joe Biden.

Oprah refers to one as “Buttabeep, Buttaboop."

Yes! Oprah called South Bend, Indiana, mayor and Democratic presidential candidate Peter "Mayor Pete" Buttigieg "Buttabeep, Buttaboop" in an interview.

Oprah called South Bend, Indiana, mayor and Democratic presidential candidate Peter "Mayor Pete" Buttigieg "Buttabeep, Buttaboop" in an interview.

Has been endorsed by Ron Paul.

Yes! Hawaii representative and Democratic presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard was recently endorsed by Ron Paul.

Hawaii representative and Democratic presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard was recently endorsed by Ron Paul.

Once performed with a hologram of Tupac.

Yep. Meme-loving entrepreneur and presidential candidate Andrew Yang danced onstage with a Tupac hologram.

Actually, meme-loving entrepreneur and presidential candidate Andrew Yang danced onstage with a Tupac hologram.

Is currently dating Rosario Dawson.

Yes! New Jersey senator and 2020 presidential candidate Cory Booker is currently dating actress Rosario Dawson.

New Jersey senator and 2020 presidential candidate Cory Booker is currently dating actress Rosario Dawson.

Once got me a pet snake for my birthday after I had repeatedly asked him not to.

Yes. My ex-boyfriend, Kyle, did this.

Actually, my ex-boyfriend, Kyle, did this.

Was once a member of a band called Fragile Gang.

Yeah, Beto O’Rourke. Duh.

Come on. Beto O’Rourke was, of course.

Once asked children if they had ever seen cocaine on a public-access show.

Oh yeah. Bernie Sanders did, baby.

Bernie Sanders did, baby.

Once compared themselves to the “guy in Tiananmen Square when he stood in front of the tank.”

Yes. Former Maryland representative and current Democratic presidential candidate John Delaney said this.

In fact, former Maryland representative and current Democratic presidential candidate John Delaney said this.

Once owned an extensive collection of definitely haunted dolls.

Yes. You can see a photo of future Democratic presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren and her spirit friends/dolls here.

Actually, you can see a photo of future Democratic presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren and her spirit friends/dolls here.

Looks like a slightly-less-damp-but-still-kind-of-damp Ted Cruz.

Yes. Google "Seth Moulton."

Google "Seth Moulton."

Was a championship-winning college football player.

Yes. Wayne Messam, the mayor of Miramar, Florida, and 2020 presidential candidate, was wide receiver for the Florida State Seminoles when they won the national championship in 1993.

Wayne Messam, the mayor of Miramar, Florida, and 2020 presidential candidate, was wide receiver for the Florida State Seminoles when they won the national championship in 1993.

Once mooned Trump Tower.

This was my ex-boyfriend, Kyle, and it happened long before Trump was president. He just thought mooning buildings was a funny bit.

This was my ex-boyfriend, Kyle, and it happened long before Trump was president. He just thought mooning buildings was a funny bit.

Has a considerable collection of Chuck Taylors.

Yes. California senator and presidential candidate Kamala Harris told the Cut that she wears a lot of Chucks.

California senator and presidential candidate Kamala Harris told the Cut that she wears a lot of Chucks.

Has said they are “running to save capitalism."

Yes. Former Colorado governor and current 2020 candidate John Hickenlooper said this.

Former Colorado governor and current 2020 candidate John Hickenlooper said this.

Their announcement video was called "7,591 words," a reference to the number of words in the U.S. constitution, but not a very catchy name for a video.

Yes. Someone named Michael Bennet, who is running for president, made that his announcement video.

Actually, someone named Michael Bennet, who is running for president, made that his announcement video.

Once blocked a woman from her ranch dressing.

Come on Kirsten Gillibrand, what are you doing?

Come on Kirsten Gillibrand, what are you doing?

Writes and illustrates books for their grandchildren.

Yes. Washington governor and presidential hopeful Jay Inslee does this.

Washington governor and presidential hopeful Jay Inslee does this.

Has said they could do better than all of these corrupt politicians in Washington.

Yes! All of them. Also, my ex-boyfriend Kyle.

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